WARNING: A WHOLE LOAD OF SWEARING AHEAD.

stupit shit fucktard. my mum made me do house chores. n being de 'grrl' dat i am, i dont do chores, thank u veri much. so, before she left she sae..'yani..if i come home n de rumah berkecah..awas kau eh..' lyk..WTF LA. i wanna use de com rite. yaya. she asked me to get mi ass off de com to go pray. still. im so fucked up. i jus hate it wen ppl rush me wen im usin de com. no one in particular. but its fuckin irritating la. crap cock. make mi life a miser eh. i hope u enjoy. i reali do. n den. im so royally pissed abt umm. tt thing. well, somethin. crap shit. kaninabey buto chao chee bye la. dat is de equivalent to KNNBBTCCB, in case ur such a fucktard. whye m i pissed? i duno whye u shithead. i jus wanna let it all out ya. n if u dun lyk it, dun be fuckin stupid. i alredi warned u. so u tink i was incapable of swearin or somethin? wad fucking crap is dat? de no. of shits in evri sentence is equal to de no. of oxygen atoms tt u breathe in. shit head la. MAKE MI LIFE A LIVING HELL. yes, thank u veri much. n yes, i love u too. wad crap. im so not miself. i tink its pms. n i want tt fuckin black/white stripe socks dammit. urgh. omg. im spose to be fasting. but technically, im not reali swearing am i. HA. im so so fucking upside dwn pissed. i wanna be wid khai n seth at dis moment. i wanna be jamming. i wanna be in a room where not a single word can be heard. so i can fucking scream all i want. i wan go jam. =( shit fuck crap. ive run out of vocab? sheesh. not yet. i stil haven used ass. YEA. assholes. life's an asshole. n blame me for not makin it any better. idiots. i wanna go jammin. ARRGHH. nvrmind. i will do so veri soon. i will spend all mi allowance on jammin. ass shit, i cant eat aniwaes rite. i still owe heather fuckin ten bucks. urgh. n owe khai five bucks. all cause i dun bring ka-cheeng to skool. arghh. retards. ass shit hole. and i want mi fucking fone back bernard! ARRGHH. u bloody asshole! i wan it back u shit head self loving moron! dis will drive me insane. WHYE M I SWEARING SO MUCH??!! arrgh. shit shit shit. DOOKIE. crap la. curse u asshole. i duno hu im mad at. urghness.