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ladies and gentlemen presenting..
Ms heather ng lee teng
Cheerio!
i m here to pollute my best friend blog with my supposingly unacceptable english.
ohwweelll.you know me well gurl.hee.i m back from yan so called THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN.
and look. the old idea of the fact that the place is full of cheena freako and dirty gross potty is not true!for that 1% of ChaiNa genes in my blood.i shall be nice and crap all-so-'nice'-stuff abt ChaiChaiNa!to summarise.five major stuff occur.
#1 witness of 7 poor dead bloody dogs place above one another ready to be sold.that place sell dog meat cat meat cow meat and a lot of pig meat.dun blame them.experts say that 99% of ChaiNa ppl are pure carnivorous.coolcan.down with the ve-g-e-ta-ble eaters!hee
#2 i got trick into eating cow penis.O.O yea.u didnt get me wrong. COW PENIS.sobsobsob. somebody please use dettol and cleanse my digestive system thrice!!.the taste-elastic>.<.scare factor-9/10 #3 a massage chai-na bored freako confessed his love to me.one two three..PUKE!he is chinese,chinese and very chinese.the conversation below is geniusly translated in english .. him: (massaging my head)actually hor. i very happy. me:HUR? him:cause i get to see u again. me:HURHUR? him:that day hor u wore these shoes too right. me:OMg. (after a while) him:u smile so cute me:-_-(he bloody tickle my neck) . place such image in ur brain in a most gruesome.disgusting puky way.he did it not becuz i m a pretty freak cuz anyONE.i mean ANYONE,who can speak english there,even singlish..are all being worship there.true.

#4 every smelly ugly chinese relatives of mine who saw me did the same thing to me.HUG. SQUEEZE CHEEKS.LAUGH.try doing that everyday a week.by 30 strangersperday.gruesomly crazily scary.
#5ok.this is added cause yan say i must. Do You Know!that little toddlers in chai-na wears something which i called super-convienence-pants?let me explain.for littlecutiepiegurls they have a hole,bigbig hole.at the bottom of their pants revealing their pink red ass.for littlehandsomeboys they simply reveal their 'HAHA'.it simply hangs out of their pants.think these are too incredible? believe or not.its true.hee.

so think u will love Chai-chai-NA?THINK AGAIN.
if u have weak heart please go there to end ur life.
with regard to yan posting,u r so fuck honest u noe.!whatever u wrote have been strongly supported and agreed by the great one.
and how could i not end my first post by saying. I miss him al-so-much!=)
BY HEATHER THE GREAT ONE.

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