SWIMMING SWIMMING IN THE BLUE WATER.
I love swimming. I love Geylang food. I love talking nonsense.
One funny chat,
ME: You last time very Mat right
Mamat: ok la.
Me: Got tattoo rite
Mamat: nods
Me: Let me guess. Represent gang type one arh.
Mamat: nod
Me: show show
*showing off the bruise looking dot on the middle finger
Me: *laugh off my ass* What crap is that?
Mamat:This la. Is my gang.
Me: ....ok. what u do in a gang?
Mamat: *look shock* we low standard one. Lepak loh
Me: *Laugh till i roll*
Totally funny.


Yan wrote an amazing bitchy draft post. Even i bow down to her.Her english is perfect.
Whats the point of making it worse right. I respect my bitch brain.
So you wouldn't get to 'admire' it.
Heres a funny chat with her.

Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
u noe i found out rite
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
someone googled "heather ng picture" n landed at our blog u noe
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
OMG
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
EEEEE
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
who so eeee
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
yah!
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
eeyer
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
duno hu sial
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
my admirer
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
HAHAHHAA!
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
lol
.LT.heather,the super hero named Pipilolita. fiziotherapy<3 says:
i mus blog that
Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -and you know im really angry when i curse in malay says:
probably some pimply teenage twerp hu need to pcc

ASSHOLE.
hahhaha.

imissstheguywhojustmovedhouse.<3

Botak famous quote that inspired all:'milton makes my breath go ooo-la-la'
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