JUMP FOR JOY! JUMP FOR JOY! JUMP FOR JOY!
Cause i pass my OB Sub! I pass it! WOO HOOOP!

Yesterday work was horrible. The whole China square is nothing but a deserted weird building. I mastered the skills of stand-sleeping. Before which, i got lost at China town.So i called for rescued.
''Good evening, gg5. this is Winnie, how may i help you?''
''Winnie! Heather la! How ! i lost already. I am in the middle of shop houses. Where is CS!''
'' Piang, you got see Banquet not?''
''err err.. NO!''
''You chinese not? Got lost at China town...lousy.''
''I made in Singapore.Not Chinatown ok. This place sucks..''

The place is for old people, strictly old chinese or china people. *disgusted*
But i am telling you malay guys a good news. Next time you pop by the gg5 outlet there, look in. There is this malay chic working there that is super super pretty. Her name is Farah.=)
ok. random.

On the way back to pp, i nearly got molested by a foreign worker. NEH NEH. Anti-foreign workers! Happens to be that all of them have that cheeky horny bastard look. Why? *laugh*
He sat so close that i don't even see any centimeter gap. He kept looking and smiling.I suspect he was raping my with his eyes. Cheh! I pick up my phone and dial a number that pop into my mind. YAN. Maybe cause she have that-i can-help-you-face. *laugh*
'' yan,help! you receive my msg?''
'' oh my god, ya! He is what? Indian?''
''no!''
''chinese?''
''no!''
''Malay?!''
''no!''
''What the hell is he sia?''
look at him, look back.
''I don't know!''
''zzzzzzzzz.He touching you arh?''
''NO!''
After a lot of talking..
''You should be glad that he is not masturbating beside you.''
''WA PIANG! He is i will kill myself!''
''hahaha! Get out of there la''
'' My leg like jelly''
''zzzzzzzzzz''

His horny face and that ever-so-full-of-gel hair is sucha ''pretty'' combo.*puke*

I had a great time with dude on monday! Went geylang for a while. He became my heritage tour guide. I want Deng deng! Should have bought it that day. And he is blogging again! GOOD.
Mahal kita!- in Philippines means i love you. I know in malay it is some weird nonsense.

I am going to enjoy my day today!
OUT!
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