♥Peepshow.

Heat.

(Partially dedicated to Muhd Hafiz to stop moping around. Hahahaha.)

HELLO LA EVERYBODY. MY NAME IS SERI HIDAYANI. AND I'VE GOTTEN SICK OF MAS SELAMAT. I REALLY HOPE THE K-9s RIP HIS BALLS OFF COS HE'S CAUSING SO MUCH LECEH-NESS. I HAVE A FEW IDEAS ON WHAT HE MIGHT LOOK LIKE NOW.

I REALLY DO HOPE THE POLICE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY =(

(eh joking la okay.)

SO THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE WHEN HE WAS LAST SEEN.

His ass is hunted down at this very second. If only we could give up and *kill_bot* him.
Kan kan kan kan.

As my very own friends speculated, he might be snorkelling at Sentosa even.

(And below, it just gets random-er)

Harry Potter ke.

Changi Village tranny ke.

or Afro dude on Mambo nights!
SEE!! HE LOOKS DAMN DIFFERENT RIGHT?! Believe me sia!!

Ugly Betty to blend in secondary school and...
MAKE BOMBS IN SCIENCE LAB KE.
(MOE actually seriously issued out a warning to lock all doors for the fear of that.)

Hehe, alahaaaai makcik. Cos he also need to pray right.

If he's staking out at Seth's place, he might borrow some of his spidey costumes right.

OR TRYING TO LOOK LIKE GENE SIMMONS AT GIGS!
DON'T BE FOOLED PEOPLE!!

Alternatively, he can go as the EMO KID.

Or there's another alternative.

And this last one is dedicated to my Seth sayang.

THE LAST DISGUISE IS THE TOUGHEST TO SPOT OF ALL.
EVERYBODY, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU..
MAS SELAMAT MAY NOW BE DISGUISING AS...
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SOUJA BOY LA SIAAA!!!

HE LOOKS DAMN DIFFERENT RIGHT?!?!?!

Labels: crazy ideas

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