Word vomit ahead!


Okay here's a useful tip for all but the two faggots I know who don't dare to shit aside from their toilets at home. No prizes for guessing who. Hahaha. Anyways..


It is said that if you're making some big business or if the fella in the next cubicle is having explosive diarrhoea, you should flick on a lighter or a match, whatever you have. Apparently the gas (from the lighter please) will cover up the smell.


So that was exactly what I did. Smart right? =)


But what isn't smart is playing with the lighter and then accidentally setting the tissue roll dispenser on fire.


AND THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I DID TOO.


Hahhahaha omg it was seriously ridiculous!!! I was damn frantic but in uncontrollable fits of hilarity at my utter stupidity. I didn't even care that I burnt my fingers trying to kill the fucking fire hahahaha. And then the smoke. OMG LOL. I was super kancheong that it was gonna set off the sprinkler, which was right above me!


Imagine me, butt naked, in a waving frenzy.


Yeah. Hahahahahahhaa spastic sia.


OKAAAAAAY moving on..


As those close to me should know, I've been having some, no.. A LOT of trouble in school. Heh. It got so bad this past week, that lecturers called and emailed my parents and phoned home even. And that is rare cos Design school is so bloody slack on attendance, right?


So when my two lecturers phoned home, I thought I could get away with it. Cos the only people home was either my maid or grandma. And I was counting on that they don't get one word of English, obviously. And then guess what..


Between the two lecturers who phoned home, SiY is a Malaysian who spoke fluent Malay. And Ferdi is an Indonesian who can communicate with my grandma, probably better than I can. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... Hahah stupid.


It all ended well though.


After spending the whole week meeting up with the lecturers I've been running away from, apologising for my missing acts, crying like the weak person I am when I get emotional, telling myself it's time for change else I'll never get out of this hellhole, I CAN SAY I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS SHIT.


Since Day 1 that I've been in this school, I feel it's time I "Eat, Live, Breathe design." It's about time I stop lying to myself too.


I'm satisfied. Heck I'm fuckin happy. (: And I'm probably gonna change my mind (maybe tomorrow sia) when I say this: School is doing awesome for me right now. But before the burden of trying to live up to Ferdi's expectations sink in, I gotta enjoy this while it lasts. Which I think will be about..... 4 hours? Tsk.


My past week has been really really hard on me. I was constantly welling up in tears when I came clean with my lecturers and then with my mum. Ugh. My mum might have said that she's not gonna pay for the extra semester but what the fuck, I still got through it. Hah.


Ahhhhh... I finally feel like I can smile all day. (: And yay, anyone can talk to me about school now heh. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~


And the best part is, I got through this week all by myself. Heh. =D I'm a tough cookie. BITE ME! MUAHAHAHA. Ciao-
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