If I were a month, I’d be December.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 2AM.

If I were a planet, I’d be the Moon. (I know it's not a planet!)

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a bull shark. (Look fierce only, faggot inside.)

If I were a direction, I’d be lost.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy sofa.

If I were a historical figure, I’d be Johnny Depp. (Tsk, he's gonna be one.)

If I were a liquid, I’d be garlic chilli sauce hahahaha.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond duh.

If I were a tree, I’d be totally fat and shady.

If I were a tool, I’d be Seth. (Hahahahhahah!)

If I were a flower, I’d be a White tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be cranky.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be Louise Armstrong's trumpet.

If I were a color, I’d be cheeky Red.

If I were an emotion, I’d be suspicious.

If I were a fruit, I’d be the various berries.

If I were a sound, I’d be Justin Bieber's BABY BABY BABY OUHHHHH~

If I were an element, I’d be Pt Ag PLATINUM GOLD BEEEETCH!

If I were a car, I’d be a VW open top Beetle!

If I were a food, I’d be Pasta. Or a cheese hotdog. Or salmon sushi. Or my dad's BBQ chicken. Or hmmmm.. Hungry.

If I were a place, I’d be a wide open grassy windy field, with no ants.

If I were a material, I’d be A3, 360 GSM, Glossy, Mounted.

If I were a taste, I’d be Sour.

If I were a scent, I’d be Paris Hilton for Men.

If I were an object, I’d be a Mac.

If I were a body part, I’d be butt. (Only cos it's nice to say! Hhahahah I'dbebutt.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a sarcastic smirk.

If I were an album, I’d be DOOKIEEEE!

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a suede wedged booties.

If I were a book, I’d be chick lit.

If I were a language, I’d be French. (aka vulgar heh)

If I were a mode of transportation, I’d be a Gilera VXR meooooooow.

from Fanana love. Miss you :(