so oh oh oh oh tired......... zzz.

watch soccer all nite ytd. HEHE. arsenal lost. damn, im so oh happy. chelsea TYCO TYCO won. nabey. man u won well. so did liverpool. nyahaa. de man u match was awesome. got eric cantona. david beckham. phil neville. roy keane. n better! GEORGE BEST! dey all come back play. reali! n ole gunnar solsjaer-or-however-de-hell-u-spell-his-name had a miraculous recovery n he played ytd. awesome. ryan giggs played! (now dats for real) francesc fabregas also decided to hop over to man u n play cos he was sad after arsenal's loss. HAHA! i wish. n frank lampard tried to persuade sir alex ferguson to let him play cos he thinks chelsea sucks. but all fergie did was to sae.. 'make u work work. make u work.' complete wid boob movements. or rather, wads left of his chest. it drove lampard to madness. n made him horny. he decided to change to be adopted by del horno jus to change his surname. den didier drogba asked to play. but fergie was a fuckin racist. HAHAA. (no way la!!) but drogba cant satisfy fergie's needs. (HEH!) he's not good enuf for man u. but of all ppl, peter crouch was offered to play for last nite's game. but crouch made a last minute decision to reject fergie. awww. but good for him. he made liverpool proud. stephen jordan wanted to join man u cos he's hot. but fergie doesn wan to let anyone make wayne rooney horny. cos he's gay. so due to jordan's mouth watering looks, he was rejected by fergie. deenel earl also applied to man u. even thou arsene wenger was on his knees n toes n balls, begging earl to play for arsenal. but earl told straight to de face of wenger dat he tinks arsenal is NOTHIN compared to man u. but fergie rejected earl. hahahaa. (BUSTED SEH!!) so earl played for CHELSEA!! lagi busted! n he scored de winning goal against boro. jose mourinho was so delighted at his performance dat he decided to give earl a special treat. but too bad, earl's gf wife (MEMEMEEE!!) dragged him away straight after de match for an after party wid victoria beckham. mourinho was so sad dat he masturbated all nite n turned gay. n YEAH!, police found him dead under harry potter's bed. investigations are continued as i speak. haha. earl and his gf wife died at de party. (*GASP!) cos brooklyn, beckham's son, drugged earl n his gf wife's drinks. dey died together. dey were buried at old trafford's field. dey alredi said dey wun be buried at highbury cos.. cos.. of no reason. =)) oh, how tragic. but earl n his gf wife were smilin at deir grave. cos dey died together. haha! a one minute of silence will be held IN THEIR HONOUR! in de nex man u match. HAHA! even better den george best wan. HERH! aniwaes! fergie regretted not takin in earl. so he killed himself. but first, he killed ruud van nistelrooy cos he found out he is havin an affair wid -gasp- alan smith! and fergie is extremely ANTI-GAY! hahaa. but at de end of de dae, onli de original players of man u played in ytd portsmouth game. no transfers were made. n no one actuali died. except george best. god bless his alcoholic ass. heh. n of cos, man u won. dats how u do it in england BEBEH!

oh god, im effing lame. lemme tell u whye. cos ytd nite, after de match. earl n i talked till 4? yeah man.. more like i forced him to talk. EEKS. sori! hahahaaa. n now im HIGH. n crazy. but lack of sleep. n warning keep playing in mi head. such dat ive memorised de lyrics. hahahaa. im goood. im lacking of sleep. laaccck of sleeeeeep..

woke up damn damn damn early to go airport. send mi grandparents off to haj. =(((( imma miss mi grandpa. DEAD ALOT. he called me his darling jus now! hehehee. he damn funky la! imma miss him. n me grand ma too. i guess. busted seh.... heh.

den stayed ard de airport for almost two hrs. n cleopatra's (mi cous) relative called me a rock chick. sarcastically. no comments. i'd rather be a rocking chick den an 'innocent' quiet grrl lyk her. hahahaa! IN-UR-FACE.

den wenta joo chiat to eat. actuali to buy mi medicine or wadever thingy. hu cares. mi dad forgot where de shop was. haha. so slenge. den wenta eat inside geylang. sumthin i haven done for YEARS! wahhh. big hooha seh. lol. den ah! mi mum shared wid mi lil bro her chicken rice. she had to feed him! lyk as if he got no hands. mebbe he tinks he's a caged bird or sumthin. TSK. den ah, wen mi mum feed him, she will kiss him on his cheeks. LYK..WTF??!!! i stared at mi mum sia.. n i gues she pretended not to see me? tsk! i wonder if earl is lyk dat wid his mum. EEEKS!! missy! dats mi bf ur kissing. HAHAHAA. *piak. back to reality.

den drove home. not me la. mi dad. tsk. ok, lame. we were all tired. haha. god noes whye. mi dad actuali fell asleep on de road. NABEY! scared de shit outta me. he could hev easily asked mi sis or mum to drive. but nooooo, he must danger our lives. haha! no laa..

i miss earrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllll.

argh. im tired. im half asleep, writin dis. so long. im gonna sleep. heh. ciao-