When I have my Aidan and Amelie and Alfie (newly added heh) I will sure as hell teach them not to fall in love until they're 40 or something.


Seriously. It doesn't matter if you're beautiful. Men will always want to poke their dongs in some other girl's hoohoo. One is never enough! Yeah. Look at Jennifer Aniston. That girl is gorgeous and I doubt she's psycho or problematic at all but nooOoooOo Brad fucking Pitt had to stick his dick in Angelina Jolie's. Why? GOD KNOWS WHY!


So I'll teach Aidan and Alfie to be gentlemen. And fucking drill and military train Amelie to be a world class playa. Heh.


Fuck yeah I'm gonna have such bad ass kids!


And babe, our daughters can grow up together and be twin inseparable bffs too. Hahaha.


Fuck love at 19 seriously. Such a joke. Hahaha. A painfully bad joke but really, JOKE! Okay maybe I should wait til I'm 40 and review this again, in case this could all be a useful lesson someday. Haha. If anything, future Yan if you're reading this... TIME TRAVELLING 5! WHOOOP!


Somebody help me, Justin Bieber's "Baby baby baby ohhhh" is stuck in my head. SHITTTT. Just that line though, cos obviously I don't know the rest heh. And I better not know or else it'd be plain fucking embarrassing.


Can't wait for Wednesday! Well something to look forward to :)
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