♥Peepshow.

Heat.

ok, i better blog this before i forget and while the image is still stagnant in my mind.

yesterday at work, i was slacking off in the toilet. my ass on the toilet bowl, doing my business. then suddenly someone let out a fart in the cubicle beside me. and not just a normal fart OKAY! a thick, lemak-y, like you just ate asam pedas fart HOKAY!!

O.O and instinctively, i went, ewww!!! i kinda said it aloud, while trying to mask my uncontrollable fits of laughter. and then i went, "damn! should have said louder!!"

then almost immediately, the woman FARTED AGAIN LA SIA!!!!! A THICKER, LOUDER, MORE INDULGENT FART. FUCK!!! AND I WAS LIKE,

"MY GOD, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

straight away, i washed up. and left my cubicle in fear of being intoxicated. TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OF COURSE!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

then i washed my hands on the sink opposite the disgusting woman's cubicle. and you know what happened?

HER DAMN CUBICLE DOOR SLOWLY SWUNG OPEN LA SIAAA!!!! AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALISE! YOU KNOW WHY?!!! COS HER HEAD WAS HUNG ONE SIDE, EYES CLOSED AND FACE IN INTENSE CONSTIPATION SHIT-JUST-COME-OUT ORGASM. SIAL AHHHHH!!!! I SO SHOCKED SIAAAA DAMN PAISEH, I TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH LA!!!! OMG OMG. IN ALL HER SKIN-COLOURED TYRES GLORY, PANTS AROUND HER ANKLES, I WILL NEVER FORGET HER FACE SIAL!!!!!

then when she FINALLY realised her fucking door was open (which was about a few horrifying seconds), you know what she did? she gave it a mighty swing close. and you know what happen?

HER DOOR BANGED OPEN AGAIN SIAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waahhahahahah!!!! omg omg omg!!! then i ran out the toilet, my face bursting with small fits of laughter and when i told nas, I CANNOT TAHAN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

now that i think about it right, I THANK GOD THAT IT WASN'T THE SQUATTING CUBICLE.

Labels: funny

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