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Yan: Hilariousity. Wednesday, 9 July 2008 I feel so fucking fucking bad for laughing. I swear babe. I just stood there in utter shock, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT! So I laughed, I'm sorry. But come on la, how can you not laugh at a person falling down from a tree! HAHAHHA!! =x =| =\ =) =D XD BWAHAHAAA! Okay, sorrrry! Lol lol lol. Nothing happened today. Just that Seth climbed a tree, he broke the fucking branch and fell. Hahahaha. Guys~ Where's a Viewty when you need one. OKAY AS OF 12AM NO MORE MAKING FUN OF HIM OKAY, HE'S IN PAIN. HAHAHA. Ciao- Labels: funny __________________________________________________________________________ Yan: Spot the pig! Friday, 13 June 2008 Okay, this is HILARIOUS. Nassie gave us the pictures she got from her cam. And I realised that when they camwhored, you can see me sleeping. AND LIKE SERIOUSLY KO THE WHOLE TIME. I couldn't bloody stop laughing. IT'S DAMN HILARIOUS SIA! ![]() Labels: funny, girlfriends, pictures __________________________________________________________________________ Yan: Doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you Heath. Friday, 25 January 2008 So O level results are out. So how did everyone do? Dunman must be fucktastically happy cos it seems like everyone whom I know did well. Made me feel like I should have stayed back another year just to retake my O's. How absurd. Haha. That was just my 2% of me talking. The competitive Seri. Who cares when you're in a great school like Design. I'm right where I wanna be. Wheeeee, I'm suddenly happy fantasizing about my future job in a magazine. Maybe that's why I love Ugly Betty. Heheh. Ohmygooooooood, I so wanna work in a magazine. I can't draw for nuts so Magazine is my thing. Eats you up inside doesn't it? When someone knows what they wanna do with your life, but you don't? Haha. YAY!!!!! JX WILL COME BACK TO SCHOOL IN APRIL!!!!! Though if you look at April in another sense, there are other people coming in. Haha. WHATEVER. I'm so like, talking to myself. If I see her face, I will slam that playgirl face onto the nearest wall. Heh. I'm quietly dangerous like that. Anyways, back to JX. He was in Engine (tp) but it sucks so much he quit school and decided to join the upcoming batch of Business kids. Awesome. Me likey Business people. They dress nice. =) So JX will be starting school in April. Hopefully he gets what he want. Man he really does know how to cheer me up. (I'm so depressedly waiting for my bf to finish his tests cos I'm so anal about meeting on Fridays.) I was down and stuff and he told me some jokes: The first one I laughed even before he told me the answer cos Zaneta already told it to us. [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: why the char siew pau and the bread watch the same movie ah [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: the bread nvr cry [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: but the pau cry ANSWER: Cos the char siew pau got filling!!! (feeling) HAHAHAHAHAAH. Hahah, yes, I'm easily amused. So the next one. [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: why the char siew pau and the chicken pau watch the same movie [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: but the char siew pau cry [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: the chicken pau laugh ANSWER: Cos they got different fillings!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!! That, I never heard before. Hahah. I'm still giggling non-stop!! And the best one yet: [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: why soldiers who win wars always come back in bras Haha, yeah I was like, WTF?! BRA?! The answer was WTF. I piak my head and laugh all the way sia! He said.... ANSWER: [JX] WHY ARE U SO COOL says: coz they always come back in triumph Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN - Demon Barber. says: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN - Demon Barber. says: HHAHAHHAHAHA CB BCBCBCCBCBBCB Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN - Demon Barber. says: hahahahhhaahhahaha Yeah, I guess that pretty much showed how funny I thought it was. Haha. Like I said, I'm easily amused. YAY! IT'S 8 NOW! =) Can't wait for Sunday. Ciao- __________________________________________________________________________ Yan: Chicken pox is freaky dicky! Monday, 21 January 2008 UPDATE: Heather has got chicken pox! O.O AHHH!!! I HAVEN'T GOT IT EITHER. She told me there's a jab for it. OMG, I'm so gonna take one thousand jabs of anti-pox. She says it's horrible! WELL OF COURSE IT IS WHAT DO YOU THINK!?! Imma make her some soup. =) Anyways, life has to go on even though she won't let me see her.. So I was doing some research for the ad poster/Reflective Journal. There were some funny assed ones I came across. These are just some. And they are hilarious! ![]() BTW, VALENTINE'S DAY IS ON FEB 14 K SETH. NOT MARCH NOT 12th. Heather's birthday is March 14 though.
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HAHAHA!!! SO GOD DAMN COOL!! It's from Rexona and OMG, I think it's so apt... If you know what I mean. Haha. Alright that's all. Hope you had fun cos I'm tired. Good night. Ciao- P/S: Credits. =) Labels: funny, heather, pictures __________________________________________________________________________ yan: bleeding blaine Wednesday, 14 November 2007 PLEASE WATCH. It's seriously even funnier than Xiaxue's so yesterday's "English" subtitle. Even though the guy who did it is legendary nonetheless. Haha. The video is a youtube parody of David Blaine. You have to watch the first one before the next as it's related. And trust me, the second one was waaaay funnier! THE BEST PARODY I'VE EVER WATCHED! This is MadTV material man! __________________________________________________________________________ yan: HAHAHAHA!!! Monday, 11 June 2007 ok, i better blog this before i forget and while the image is still stagnant in my mind. yesterday at work, i was slacking off in the toilet. my ass on the toilet bowl, doing my business. then suddenly someone let out a fart in the cubicle beside me. and not just a normal fart OKAY! a thick, lemak-y, like you just ate asam pedas fart HOKAY!! O.O and instinctively, i went, ewww!!! i kinda said it aloud, while trying to mask my uncontrollable fits of laughter. and then i went, "damn! should have said louder!!" then almost immediately, the woman FARTED AGAIN LA SIA!!!!! A THICKER, LOUDER, MORE INDULGENT FART. FUCK!!! AND I WAS LIKE, "MY GOD, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" straight away, i washed up. and left my cubicle in fear of being intoxicated. TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OF COURSE!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! then i washed my hands on the sink opposite the disgusting woman's cubicle. and you know what happened? HER DAMN CUBICLE DOOR SLOWLY SWUNG OPEN LA SIAAA!!!! AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALISE! YOU KNOW WHY?!!! COS HER HEAD WAS HUNG ONE SIDE, EYES CLOSED AND FACE IN INTENSE CONSTIPATION SHIT-JUST-COME-OUT ORGASM. SIAL AHHHHH!!!! I SO SHOCKED SIAAAA DAMN PAISEH, I TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH LA!!!! OMG OMG. IN ALL HER SKIN-COLOURED TYRES GLORY, PANTS AROUND HER ANKLES, I WILL NEVER FORGET HER FACE SIAL!!!!! then when she FINALLY realised her fucking door was open (which was about a few horrifying seconds), you know what she did? she gave it a mighty swing close. and you know what happen? HER DOOR BANGED OPEN AGAIN SIAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waahhahahahah!!!! omg omg omg!!! then i ran out the toilet, my face bursting with small fits of laughter and when i told nas, I CANNOT TAHAN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! now that i think about it right, I THANK GOD THAT IT WASN'T THE SQUATTING CUBICLE. Labels: funny __________________________________________________________________________ |