For who else, Ms. saggy breasts, Angelina Jolie. SERIOUSLY?! She looks like a hag and you wanna hump her instead of waiting for your beautiful wife to be ready for babies! Well as far as I'm concerned, he left Jen because she didn't want to have babies, yet. Tsk. Dude, that's sucha lame reason.

If you love her, you will wait for her to be ready to bear the babies. It was right of Jen to stop herself from getting pregnant when she's not ready to be a Mama. I mean, wtf, look at freakin Britney Spears la.

So Brad left Jen for Angelina Jolie. I have to believe that the only reason is because she's a cheap slut baby making factory. You have to know though, I never did liked Angelina Jolie from the start. I remember her as the freak who thinks wedding rings should be made of blood vials. WTF?! It's supposed to be something beautiful you freak!

I've never felt so strongly about any celebrity cept Jen Aniston. Maybe cos I'm an avid Friends fan and she looks so beautiful in every episode, I really pound my head, wondering who would wanna cheat on her. Oh hmmm maybe that stupid fuck Brad Pitt.

So then Brangelina (stupidest fuck name. TomKat wins no doubt) humped each other and got themselves a baby! And it's wrong to curse a baby or say he/she's ugly. Anyways, they got Shiloh who is.. How to I say it without insulting Shiloh.. Whatever it is, SURI WINS BIG TIME OKAY. And is Shiloh male or female sia. I can't even tell.

Can you imagine those disgusting thick and dry (it's not even luscious damn you, yuck!) Angelina Jolie lips on a baby. YEAH, Shiloh has those lips. Ewwwww?! Weird!

Suri and Shiloh sounds like they should be siblings. But no doubt Suri is a nicer name! HAH!


(As long as nobody names their son Aidan.....)


I hate cheaters you know and they should be condemned to hell. Fucker cheat on your wife. Not girlfriend ok, WIFE. Stupid fuck asshole. So he thinks he's hot and all that, hes excused from cheating on his wife?! Fuck you Brad Pitt. You look like a stupid piece of shit to me now.

I know there are many who may not share my views but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You think I care arh? HAHAHAHAA..

So Brad, go have a multi racial family. Holy shit! He can actually celebrate Racial Harmony Day with his family!


Angelina, may you burn in hell. I know you think you're hot. But well, I congratulate you on your confidence. But you look like a whore. Must you pout at every camera?!

Maybe Brad has a thing for naughty girls. Angelina Jolie looks like one doesn't she. But Jen is more on the sweet and demure side. But still, I can imagine Jen being a great sex partner. All I can think of, with Jolie, is like.. fast, rough and raunchy sex. Maybe Brad has a fetish for that.

Even so, CURSE YOU BRAD YOU CHEATER! And make that Jude Law too.

I love you Jen.

Ciao-


p/s: David Beckham is a sweet soft spoken man. I'm glad he's still faithful to Victoria. I like! =)