♥Peepshow.

Heat.

The guys were saying how hot Madonna is. Of course I objected violently.

Never trust what you see on magazine or album covers man. LOOK AT THOSE ARMS. Do you seriously want to have your partner looking like shes pumping more iron than you are!?

All those veins on her left arm O.O Too much..

Ironically though, I love her music heh.

[Image credit from Perez Hilton. Lovelove.]

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I have utmost respect for Kanye West. Not a big fan of his music. But he's a style icon man. Look at the outrageous clothes he wear man. That's called respect.

But I've been seriously gawking at his superfly shades. They make me drool like Louboutin does.

As you'll see as I go on, I have a HUGE thing for aviators. (top) This is one of the more plain ones. STILL LOOKS EXPENSIVE!

This one looks like the motorbike helmet cover thingy right!? I still like it. And AM LOVING his LV scarf!!!!!!!

With gold linings. Super classic, I'd buy one of these!

The plain red one, looks like I can buy off the net anywhere. Heck, he could have bought them with Soulja Boy.

This is is less reflective. Looks like Ah Ma's glasses kind of colour. You can never go wrong actually.

The thick white rimmed. HUARGGGHHH!!! Looks like Emporio Armani logo but I'm not sure!

The "Stronger" shades. SOMEBODY PLEASE BUY ME ONE OF THESE!!

IT COMES IN SIX DIFFERENT COLOURS!!

Naturally, the red one catches my attention. But so does the PINK! The BLUE! The GREEN! And the WHITEEEEE! Black will just look dead on me lah.

I WANT SHADES CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it till no end. I will be happy even if I have thousands of it.

I can safely say that my secret shopping addictions are shades and dresses and SHOESSSS!!

I will show you Christian Louboutin one day if you haven't seen his works yet. DO YOU LIVE UNDER A FREAKIN ROCK?!

I'm going to have a bout of fits and froth at my mouth now.

I WANT TO GO SHOP ME ARSE OFFFFF! Ciao-

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This one's for Seth.

TRAVIS DID IT AGAIN! This time it's a song by Flo Rida - Low. Doesn't matter if you don't know the song. It still fucking rocks as hell.

Sigh.. he was such a great sweet husband.. I WAAAANT!!

Okays, the video:

And the Crank That one if you haven't already watch it......

Suck it. Fuck it. Lick it. Eat it. Snort it. Shit it. Cum on it!

Paris rocks! =))))

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You guys remember t.a.t.u? One of them is pregnant! (I LOVE PEREZ!! Gays make the world happy!)

HUH! HOW!! BUT AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO BE LESBIAN?!

Let's just hope it will be a boy. For.. Um... Safety reasons. Haha.

Those two girls are hardcore if you must know. That was a racy magazine cover.

HECK! The only person who can post nude while pregnant is Christina Aguilera!!

She was totally hot. Marie Claire magazine if I'm not mistaken. Or some women's magazine. Haha. It doesn't matter cos she looks soooooooooo.. Wow.

And Seth went Ga-Ga when he saw the word "Buns" in a magazine store.

So he keeps saying buns.

Like during a video call,

Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN - Demon Barber. says:
hi top nakedddddd

seth // speed climber. rocker. student. spiderman. says:
hi big buns

What the helllllllll... But you know what, I can bet a trillion rupiahs that he don't know which part of my body are the "buns". Haha.

BABEEEEE.. DON'T GOOOOOO........

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Ohmygoodness.. Hollywood has gone baby crazy.

Salma Hayek, aka the Bitch who hurt Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty), recently gave birth to her baby.

Now, I hear of Jessica Alba's pregnancy. And that totally ruined the image of her as the ultimate hot babe.

Imagining Jessica Alba being pregnant is just not cool man. Yes, she is pregnant with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Cash Warren.

Jennifer Lopez has also confirmed her baby rumours. Quite obvious actually. Especially since she's a curvy lady and her body gains weight real quick.

And that whore Nicole Ritchie is expecting next month! They are having a boy. Not really liking them much.

But even BIGGER SHOCKERS! Guess who else is pregnant!

Britney's younger sister, SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS BLOODY PREGNANT!

What theeee fffuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkk..

THAT GIRL IS ONLY FUCKING SIXTEEN!!!!!!!

We all know how Britney Spears turned out. Oh dear God, please don't hurt those poor innocent children..

At least all those other celebs are either married or old enough to have babies, but SIXTEEN?! You're still a kid yourself!

Rarely anyone gets married at 16 these days and there is no doubt, that in this 21st century, any baby that's conceived before 18 is a child out of wedlock. Period.

And thus, I look down on you people. The least you can do is wear a freaking condom man.

Anyways, a while back Seth pat my tummy, kissed me gently and said, "Baby, let's have Aidan.."

I'm like, "Aww.. You want a baby..."

I'm sure he was being sweet but in my head I was like, ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!? I JUST TURN 17 AND YOU WANNA KNOCK ME UP! YOU ARE BARELY LEGAL YOURSELF!

But oh wells, I'm not that sane either. I do have days where my maternal instincts kick in and I do wonder what it'll be like to have Seth as a daddy.

Lol. Noooooooo.. I've got my vagina under control.

And in case you were wondering... You know I'm in a looooonggg, happy, normal relationship with Seth. But unlike many teens today, I really am a virgin. Thanks.

Ciao-

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Like most normal, sane girl, I loved Brad Pitt. Kay, not googoogaagaa. But he was cute and easy on the eyes ya know? And I don't know about others, but i hated his hot guts when he left Jennifer Aniston.

For who else, Ms. saggy breasts, Angelina Jolie. SERIOUSLY?! She looks like a hag and you wanna hump her instead of waiting for your beautiful wife to be ready for babies! Well as far as I'm concerned, he left Jen because she didn't want to have babies, yet. Tsk. Dude, that's sucha lame reason.

If you love her, you will wait for her to be ready to bear the babies. It was right of Jen to stop herself from getting pregnant when she's not ready to be a Mama. I mean, wtf, look at freakin Britney Spears la.

So Brad left Jen for Angelina Jolie. I have to believe that the only reason is because she's a cheap slut baby making factory. You have to know though, I never did liked Angelina Jolie from the start. I remember her as the freak who thinks wedding rings should be made of blood vials. WTF?! It's supposed to be something beautiful you freak!

I've never felt so strongly about any celebrity cept Jen Aniston. Maybe cos I'm an avid Friends fan and she looks so beautiful in every episode, I really pound my head, wondering who would wanna cheat on her. Oh hmmm maybe that stupid fuck Brad Pitt.

So then Brangelina (stupidest fuck name. TomKat wins no doubt) humped each other and got themselves a baby! And it's wrong to curse a baby or say he/she's ugly. Anyways, they got Shiloh who is.. How to I say it without insulting Shiloh.. Whatever it is, SURI WINS BIG TIME OKAY. And is Shiloh male or female sia. I can't even tell.

Can you imagine those disgusting thick and dry (it's not even luscious damn you, yuck!) Angelina Jolie lips on a baby. YEAH, Shiloh has those lips. Ewwwww?! Weird!

Suri and Shiloh sounds like they should be siblings. But no doubt Suri is a nicer name! HAH!

(As long as nobody names their son Aidan.....)

I hate cheaters you know and they should be condemned to hell. Fucker cheat on your wife. Not girlfriend ok, WIFE. Stupid fuck asshole. So he thinks he's hot and all that, hes excused from cheating on his wife?! Fuck you Brad Pitt. You look like a stupid piece of shit to me now.

I know there are many who may not share my views but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! You think I care arh? HAHAHAHAA..

SHIT! THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO! She still looks as beautiful!

So Brad, go have a multi racial family. Holy shit! He can actually celebrate Racial Harmony Day with his family!

Angelina, may you burn in hell. I know you think you're hot. But well, I congratulate you on your confidence. But you look like a whore. Must you pout at every camera?!

Maybe Brad has a thing for naughty girls. Angelina Jolie looks like one doesn't she. But Jen is more on the sweet and demure side. But still, I can imagine Jen being a great sex partner. All I can think of, with Jolie, is like.. fast, rough and raunchy sex. Maybe Brad has a fetish for that.

Even so, CURSE YOU BRAD YOU CHEATER! And make that Jude Law too.

I love you Jen.

Ciao-

p/s: David Beckham is a sweet soft spoken man. I'm glad he's still faithful to Victoria. I like! =)

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I've been wanting to talk on this topic for quite some time already. And seeing that I have to kill some tim before I grab lunch with Seth later, why not now.

Anyways, I wanted to talk about how I love this girl. Oh my GOD, love at first sight I tell you. The moment I saw her I wished she was mine! I know, crazy..

Seth has a fair amount of reasons to be alarmed right now because I will show you who exactly I fell in love with. (No, it's not some anti-climax hot celebrity, tsk!) Presenting to you...... (Oh my God, I'm going to keel over and die cos she's so cute)

Move over Britney. Katie totally owned you with, SURI CRUISE!!! (cue: faint & die)

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