I HATE WOODLANDS!!!!!!


I'm kinda getting used to being cat-called and whistled at. Don't get me wrong. Those who are brave enough to actually disturb girls like that, are usually the ugly ones who try to use their "courage" to make up for their looks, or lack thereof.


Woodlands mats are like, butt ugly and always dark skinned. Like, those kind of Malay-Malays. (If you haven't realise, my current and ex-bf are not those kind of people.) They are the ones shame the Malay name. Also called Sampah Masyarakat. Get chicks pregnant. Those getting into gang fights with bike gangs. That kind of bullshit.


And I won't even bother to defend myself that I'm stereotyping, cos I know I am.


They are just butt ugly and the volume of their fucking techno/stale hiphop songs on their handphone is so fucking loud. And the way they talk. Macam sial tak tau the meaning of Keep it Down. They think their father and grandfather own fucking SBS bus.


And it's not like I hate them for just their looks. THEY ARE MORALLY INADEQUATE! (Thanks kkyun.) They are rude and ugly. They have NO respect for people, and they are ugly!


Yes, I'd like to emphasize that they are ugly.


(The Mats who disturb girls.)


Anyways, I'll tell you two things which happened, which pretty much made me hate them more than I already did.


I was at Woodlands bus interchange, waiting for the bus home. Just sitting there innocently. Look, I DON'T walk around trying to seduce (ugly) guys when I'm not with Seth.


So yah, I was alone when this Botak Mat came up to me and asked, "Kak, nak derma kat.... (insert name of organisation).....?" Basically, he was asking for a donation.


I looked at him and I was like, DUDE... No? He wasn't even carrying evidence that he was asking for donations. Then he snickered to his group of friends a few metres away, I was like, CHEEBYE, THAT WAS THE FUCKING LAMEST PICK UP LINE LA YOU UGLY MATREP!


And I was more pissed that he was using the excuse of DONATION to ask a girl for her number. Which only ugly Woodlands minahs will give, by the way.


Like basketball ah you fucking ugly group of Botak matreps (yes, all 5-7 of them) trying to taint those nice people who work so hard asking people for donations. Though I reject those people anyways...


Yes, after I said No to his lame attempt at asking his donation, he asked me for my number. Please la, entertain me by licking a Banglah's asshole, then I'll give.


There are those times I feel like punching their faces such that my ring WHICH MY BF GAVE ME, will leave an imprint on their ugly faces. ARGH!


That was quite a long time ago. But all these anti-Matrep feelings surfaced just now.


Seth was walking me home. Around my block area. There were this huge group of mats at the badminton court. Playing sepak takraw. (Doesn't get any Mat-ter than that.)


Of course it was fucking obvious that he was my bf right? We were holding hands for God's sakes!


Then one of them started to do that attention seeking lip-sucking sound. Well, you know what I mean la, right? And then another. And another. So Seth and I turned around and yes, they were fucking looking at us.


Like, WHAT THE FUCK?!


Zero respect even for people who are already obviously attached.


Cheebye.. Seth was like, "Sial ah.. Ni bole jadi sampai gadoh siol."


Cheh, Abang Seth dah fierce ah. Heh. But he is jaw-dropping hot like that, and then he put a protective arm over me. Woohoo!


About half an hour later, we walked by the same place.


The group have pretty much dispersed. But there were still a few left. I couldn't help but stare, cos there was thise one guy who was FACING THE TRAFFIC (where I was) and he seem to be pulling down his zip and tugging at his crotch area. Then I thought it was a long twig in front of him. But suddenly the twig was no longer there and I realise, THAT FUCKER WAS PEEING LA SIA! CHEEBYE!


He didn't even bother to be discreet about it! HECK, HE WAS FACING THE TRAFFIC SUMMORE!! WHAT THE FUCCCCCK?!


Disgusting fuckers! I will never walk on those grass patches again.


And my eyes bulged out and I semi-screamed to Seth that the Mat was peeing!!! And he was semi-slapped me to stop staring, haha. He said let him be. Like, EEEEEEE..


Watched Alvin and the Chipmunks with the cousins and siblings and Rayyan and his adorable younger sis! Her name's Nelly... Yo. Haha.


The movie was cute gile... And I had like, THREE NACHOS CHEESE!!! AHHHHHH!!


Bought a pair of shoes with Seth when I met him after that.


And Sunday I went shopping at Bugis! SHIT HOLE! Pokai sak.


I've yet to get Seth his prez. Need to make time la... Tomorrow off to Vivo/Marina for Seth's turn to shop.


Had a great day with him today. See, no climb, more time for gf, less fights. It's fucking proven, admit it babe. Heh.


Bah, no photos.. WHERE'S HEATHER!


I think I'm verrryyyyyyyy tired. That's why my words are all over the place. Sorry la, just vomitting all that's on my head.


27th coming up. I will look like the once-in-a-year hot babe. LOL! Seriously, I laughed out at myself after typing that.


Okay la bye. Waiting for National Treasure to load now cos Seth wants to watch the new one.


Hmmm.. I want a picnic. A bbq would be better. Guys?


Ogay enough vomit. Ciao-

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