Ohmygoodness.. Hollywood has gone baby crazy.


Salma Hayek, aka the Bitch who hurt Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty), recently gave birth to her baby.


Now, I hear of Jessica Alba's pregnancy. And that totally ruined the image of her as the ultimate hot babe.


Imagining Jessica Alba being pregnant is just not cool man. Yes, she is pregnant with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Cash Warren.


Jennifer Lopez has also confirmed her baby rumours. Quite obvious actually. Especially since she's a curvy lady and her body gains weight real quick.


And that whore Nicole Ritchie is expecting next month! They are having a boy. Not really liking them much.


But even BIGGER SHOCKERS! Guess who else is pregnant!


Britney's younger sister, SIXTEEN YEAR OLD JAMIE-LYNN SPEARS IS BLOODY PREGNANT!


What theeee fffuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkk..


THAT GIRL IS ONLY FUCKING SIXTEEN!!!!!!!


We all know how Britney Spears turned out. Oh dear God, please don't hurt those poor innocent children..


At least all those other celebs are either married or old enough to have babies, but SIXTEEN?! You're still a kid yourself!


Rarely anyone gets married at 16 these days and there is no doubt, that in this 21st century, any baby that's conceived before 18 is a child out of wedlock. Period.


And thus, I look down on you people. The least you can do is wear a freaking condom man.


Anyways, a while back Seth pat my tummy, kissed me gently and said, "Baby, let's have Aidan.."


I'm like, "Aww.. You want a baby..."


I'm sure he was being sweet but in my head I was like, ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!? I JUST TURN 17 AND YOU WANNA KNOCK ME UP! YOU ARE BARELY LEGAL YOURSELF!


But oh wells, I'm not that sane either. I do have days where my maternal instincts kick in and I do wonder what it'll be like to have Seth as a daddy.


Lol. Noooooooo.. I've got my vagina under control.


And in case you were wondering... You know I'm in a looooonggg, happy, normal relationship with Seth. But unlike many teens today, I really am a virgin. Thanks.


Ciao-

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