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yan: day 7 of 19
Friday, 23 March 2007

hmm..

the beach here is total fab. the sea is blue. the sand, white. oh yeah. am lovin it. my dad is snoring away. he's working the night shift tonight.but we can go shopping at dubai tomorrow since he's off.

seth has shamelessly asked if i already bought him anything. GEEZ! of course i have la.

the soft drinks bottles really look like beer bottles. esp the mountain dew one. am gonna bring back a six-pack. haha.

still have a thousand plus worth of currency to spend. GAH! can't wait.

just slacking around now.. seth is working. bleah.

HAPPY BELATED B'DAY AFIZ! =)

so cool man, since reaching here, i've been doing quite some cooking. i did black pepper crab last nite. so fkin easy! just now did calamari rings. waay too easy. the chicken here sucks big time. am loving msia kampong chicken.

the weather is still awesome. i can go on days without bathing an still not break a sweat.

last night, we drove up to this castle/mosque. beautiful. of course i took pictures. but this com is so old i'm surprised it's even running on windows xp. however, i don't know if there's a usb port. lol.

our monthlyversary's coming up! we both made a video for each other. which is coincidentally. haha. and it's absolutely killing me that he totally doesn't allow me to watch till 27th itself. and i'm honest, so..

my dad cooked sotong hitam. blurgh.

took a photo of a REAL dead octopus. man, fkin scary sia. i know la itsdead. but the stripes on its body. sial lah. damn scary. emo octopus.

i'm so bored. someone tell me what to do leh.

a few days back, we went grocery shopping. then my sis and i went to the souvenir shop to get post cards. and my god fucking hell we were fucking ripped off. how can one card be 2.50 dirhams?! that makes it $1.20? its not so much the money that we lost. ITS THE FUCKING INDIAN WHO RIPPED US OFF. MOTHERFUCKER. AM SO PISSED.

you know, satu hypermarket tu bersepah ngan ni mat mat itam. dah la busok. nak step pakai tudong. abei anak yg die angkat, who is barely 2 yrs old, die gi CUKOR TU BABY PEH EYEBROW. mak! wait! DIE PI DRAW EYEBROW ANAK TU NGAN PENCIL. ya allah! pakai tudong tau! PI MAMPOS AH! abei bobal, bukan arab tau. org bobal arab, dgr sedap. ni kluar pekat peh keleng. mampos. peh disgusted. binget sak. teeming with them, i tell you! BINGET! mcm, mane2 aku pegi ni busok ade. stare2 cam tak pena tgk org. aku stare balek, maki bahase mlayu. dorang mane paham kan? wuhuhuu. piker2 balek, aku maki fuck your mother's natural hitam ass, dorang maybe tak paham jugak eh.

the above just go to the orang race keleng di dubai sahaja.

it doesn't refer to singaporeans.

iyelatu..

ya allah...bau dorang eh.... SUFFOCATING!

wah, i was lost in my anger there for a while. if anyone were to analyse the long paragraph above, i know i have no right to be mad at them and immediately associate all indians to be assuch. but i'm not in the mood to be civil right now. that's how angry people behave, they don't think! haha.


geez.

ikea food wasn't that bad. haha. but the salmon was a bit too dry. and the meatballssauce was a bit too tangy/sourish. and the grilled chicken was too tough. i'm the best food critic you'll ever meet.

it's too bad i can't upload photos.. actually i'm too lazy cos i know it'll take another 36912 hours til i'll be done.

miss you all. ciao-

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yan: how many days have i been here?
Monday, 19 March 2007

hey ya'll!

im in my new superman top and waiting for my dad to come home so i can go to the airport to fetch my sis.i feel like such a traitore to spidey. haha.

did you know, that in the comic world, the Marvel characters (spiderman, fantastic four, hulk, thor, dare devil etc) and the DC characters (superman, wonder woman, justice league) are in two different universe! COOL HUH! well, that's so there is enough hunky superheroes around. heh. my god, i wonder if singapore had any superheroes, who would they be.. certainly not the banana man. bleah.

i found the online web sms! thank you acap! WHEE! so now i can msg seth for free! whee! but i have to go online la. still, its better than nothing! =))

went to the fish market with my dad yesterday. got alot of indians sia! you know how i feel not?!! omg, by now allll my close friends know how i feel about them. hahaha.

anyways, the fish market had cute emaciated kitties all around. they stole fish and the fishmongers don't even care.

people stare at us, cos they will all assume that we're filipinos. NAH-UH! then, one fishmonger asked my dad where we were from. before my dad could answer he guessed, "you from... err chai na?"


WTH!!!!!!! CHINA??!!! we don't look one bit chinese! no offence to chinese people. but that's the weirdest race to call us.

i miss singapore already.

but that doesn't mean i don't like dubai. hah.

the air is cooling. fuuuh. its almost spring so its clear and sunny but not hot. best! i really doubt it'll get hot and humid and sticky like singapore. hah!

wish you were here baby!

can't wait to eat out. try out the food here. man, the only thing i look forward to is the shopping and food. hahaha. like duh? acap kirem shisha already. LOL.

that boy ah.. is getting wittier everyday.

can't wait to see the red desert sand on the way to the airport later. that time i arrived was dead at night, so we couldn't see anything. wheeeeeee. time to go off now. my sis would be more fun than my dad. haha. see ya round! ciao-

and btw, there are no arab hunks! neither am i interested, heather.. maybe i'll pack one home and bring him to you..? which reminds me, acap also kirem belly dancer la..

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yan: greetings from dubai.
Sunday, 18 March 2007

good afternoon singapore!!

woohoo. touched down at dubai intl airport late at around 2.15 am (singapore time). i didn't even realise if the flight was delayed cos i sleeping 3/4 of the time. i was damn tired la.. the night before i couldn't sleep and all. i did fixed seth's psp. or rather, i helped him detect the mistake i made. =) woohoos!

so i don't feel so horrible right now.

on the morning that i was supposed to fly off, seth came to see me at wdlands. at first we were fine. really! then i hugged him and i could feel him choking. somehow, we both slumped to the concrete floor of the void deck and started crying like mad in each other's arms. man, that was hard. omg, seth can cry.

that's when i realise he'll still be mine and i really had nothing to worry about. if someone you love can cry over just missing you, that's something man.

i think my room here is too big for my liking. it's big and scary. but i don't think dubai have pontianaks right. man, she would be fkin tired flying all the way from se asia eh? haha.

my dad is out right now. working. later at 6 (sgp time), he's coming home. and we'll cook and eat. nyahaa. btw, dubai is 4 hrs behind singapore.

hmmm... i've nothing much to say la.. haven't been sightseeing much YET. duh? immigration went well though the baggage claim part was a killer. took aeons man..

oh how i love the fact that singapore is so much more effective than any other countries.. heh.

well, i'm healthy. no jet lag etc..

so if anyone wants to contact me, just send your msg at seth's old number. i'm not taking any chances, i will take this opportunity to tell seth, I MISS YOU BABY!

it's hard you know.. ciao-

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yan: farewell!
Friday, 16 March 2007

yeah, i going off to dubai soon. eh wait, tomorrow actually. haha. I'LL BE FLYING ALONE! WOOHOO! stop over at bangkok then fly to dubai. whee! i was all so excited that i'll be flying alone that when i actually got the tickets yesterday, i freaked out. cos i realise i dont really know what to do. haha.

happy belated birthday to jian xiong! (10th)


HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO HEATHER! (14th)


happy belated to my dad who doesn't read my blog. lol. (15th)

last week i worked 3 full days on the weekend. KILLER MAN. haiyo.

then it was a wonderful surprise when heather suddenly pop up. made my day man! haha. co incidentally i bought her prez on that day, so i just give her lor. like it not! =)

i'm freakin dickin ecstatic i've got $500 to spend at dubai. and yesterday i went shopping with seth. omg. that poor boy. he was in the toilet. i was waiting for him outside. then i saw SASA. fuyoooo! i forgot about seth sia! in the end, we spent like almost 45mins in the shop. so we went jurong point only to shop for make up. sorry!

seth and i were stumped yesterday. cos i have no idea how to contact him for my two weeks there. and i still think two weeks is too short. =x

its weird ah, i'm paranoid that he'll find some other girl, in that two weeks span, and leave me when i come back. i should be worried about missing him or his safety or whatever right? i'm so horribly paranoid.

WAH SIAL AHHHH!!

my mum told me that if i go there, i need to wear long sleeved. i went !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!! so hot can!!!! then she say MUST! if not the arab people hunt me down. !!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!! siao ah! so we reached a compromise that i'll just wear a tank and a jacket. HAH.

i want go shopping sia!!!!!! then have to travel 2 hours to the city area. sial ah.


must buy more clothes and chocolates!

and maybe an music player. god, i don't know!

before thinking long shot, today i'm suppose to go out with seth who is still MIA at the moment. hmph. we've been going out at 5 or 6+ and it's no fun cos we spend so little time!

hmm... maybe tomorrow before i go, i'll blog again k?

i will still blog when i'm at dubai. duh. you think what. only singapore got internet connection is it.

so long suckers! ciao-

OOOOOH!!! CAN TAKE PICTURES OF DUBAI ALSO!!! YAHOO!! i excited like crazy liao.

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