Yan
DAILIES.

KAMPEH!

The fifth and last.

Don't we all?

Spamming meds.

I picture the fool.

Shut up and put the money where your mouth is.

One babat roll. A big one.

Hey bebeh hey bebeh hey

Vulgar post ahead.

Yaaaawwwwns.


strangled

THEHOLYAWESOMENESS.

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Yan: TP VSC. 241190. Awesome.
Heat: TP LRM. 140390. Awesome bitch.



ALLMYWANNABES.

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Nassie / Nasuha / Nas:
Major bookworm.
Not Rihanna.

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Hafiz / Afistz / Afiz:
One and only fatty. ♥
Boobies so huge, I'm jealous.

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Razif Ramli / Azip / Wazif:
Lost in Republic.
Shawtaaaaaay! ♥

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Razif Kassim / Ajit:
Maplek paling hensem.

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Asyraf / Acap:
Chicks hunter dah taubat.
Resident jiwang singer.

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"Them Guys":
Best of its kind. (:





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Yan: Boy the fat cat.
Monday, 31 December 2007

He's trying to use the freakin basket as a scratching post....
His fat ass will slide on the smooth floor and keep banging the basket. -.-

Because no one else will kiss lick his ass. Like 2Girls1Cup. Nyeheh.

Awww.. Menguap (gincu..heh..) tutop mulot!

Yeah, he's on a suicide mission.

I LOVE YOU! I will still accept you no matter how fat you grow. =)

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Yan: Love you kitties.
Wednesday, 28 November 2007

This is what I call....








KITTY 69! Aww.. Aren't they sweet together? Boy is almost a paedophile. Tsk tsk.

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yan: she bit me ear off.
Sunday, 28 October 2007

the great thing about this blog is that, even though i don't update, i can look forward to writing my url in the box because someone else might have updated. nyahaa. but not today. haha.


next sunday is the first day of whats-the-month-after-Syawal. but the guys chose to go jalan raye on next sunday. haha. oh what the heck. knowing keejan, can predict that by the end of next week, we'll have loads of assignments. but what the heck. raye outing with the guys is the only thing i'm looking forward to in raye itself.


record breaking. seth and i rarely meet on weekends. but this week, we met on saturday AND today. yay yay! yesterday was his climb competition.


in short: long wait, huge disappointment. you guys, i expected so much more. but for the 2 hours that i've been sitting there watching man after man falling, i know it's hard. i don't wanna talk much, when i bet i can't even do one pull up myself. haha. better luck next time.


then we went to boon lay for our 27th. i know la, very random. jurong point was it? i think i orgasmed to salmon sushi again. haha. not that i would remember. haha.


today i hate some salmon sushi again. but from cold storage. EEE, NOT NICE. ntuc one better. oh my god, my throat will start swallowing saliva right now.


then today walked around town. and had DELIFRANCE! some baked rice. swensen's curry chicken baked rice is DEFINITELY better. so i've crossed out delifrance to put swensen's on my next-to-eat list. heh.


my poor boyfriend is almost sick. with an almost fever. boo. must be the rain.


i got very pissed with Girl. SHE CHEWED OFF THE LEFT SIDE OF MY ONE DAY OLD EARPHONES!! ARRGGHHHHH!!!! it's not refundable!!! BITCH! now, she somehow managed to pull down one of my tops from the hangers and is SLEEPING ON IT!! AHHH!!! BITCH!


so goddamn angry with her. but i can't sit her down for a talk nor beat the shit out of her.


i can't remember much of today. in fact, i have a tendency of letting the events of a few hours before fade away when i sleep. in the bus home especially.


but i remember singing and talking randomly and my wonderful boyfriend fell asleep to what seemed like hours (to him). THANKS!


i've gotta sleep so i attend public speaking at 9am tomorrow. -.- hope it helps la.. i'm gonna go check my timetable again now, wishing that they somehow cancelled it. heh.


pictures up in a bit. goodnights. ciao-


I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND CAN? CAN!

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yan: my girl.
Sunday, 21 October 2007


MUKE STEAM SEH BABE!


her middle paw is the only one that's black! CUTE!


like the kitty in men in black.



girl sniffing. just as addictive.


her green ball! she runs like a little puppy for that.



tak senonoh. some yoga position she picked up.

MY CURRENT WALLPAPEPER!


toggling the camera.



like egyptian like that.


i feel like punching her cos she's so cute.


look closely, she's sticking out her tongue!



see la, you feel like slapping her face right?!

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yan: so happy i forgot to put title!
Thursday, 18 October 2007

WARNING: Lovey-dovey post! Scroll down for short updates if you have your hair standing at the word lovey-dovey already.

First off, i'm a damn happy ger ger today. =) Muhd. Seth is the best. =) Seeeeee, so many smileys kan kan kan!

becauuuuuuuseeeee...... TODAY WE (finally) WENT ROLLERBLADING! WHEE!!

And if you think your own boyfriend is hot, wait till you see him in a pair of skates!!! *melts to nachos cheese* Cos i've always had a thing for those skaters I see on the Xgames. Ohmygod, should i say it? Yeah sure, SETH WAS *eye popping* HOT LA!

=x Heh! Yeah, I think this has been going on since Sec 2 redi.

Anyways, it was hell fun la! Seth had me guessing for sooooo long whether he can skate or not. (I think he himself was unsure) Siol ah! I think he can prance around like a little Swan Lake fairy. What I mean is, he's good. And damn, that makes me proud. =)

My boyfriend can rollerblade? CAN YOU!!! Nyahahahhahaahaha!

Since the long day at school, my ankles felt like breaking after 45mins of blading. And yes, I fell, twice. -.- BUT, not because of losing balance. hah! But because of fucking potholes and bleeding twigs and uneven road. Grrr.. By my second fall, Seth promised he will shower me with hugs and kisses if I stop speeding and look out for those thingys on the road. =) So good can?

Then, we had Mc. Then we had our nice walk as per normal. =) Then we sat down and talk. Okay, more like.. he talked about Digimon (-_______-) and I um.. sorta kept falling asleep. But hey! I manage to give satisfactory answers at the right times. Woohoo!

This is getting awfully detailed.

WHO CARES!! I WANNA REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF TODAY CAN!

=)))) It was nice to be talking about things. And it helped that Seth was in the good mood and so was I. (It started out well cos he was early and I didn't have to wait for him. heh) Sigh.. I love long bus rides. I love rollerblading. (not a good idea after a long day of school though) I love Seth. WHEEEEE!

27th is around the corner again! Okay fine, so it's still about two blocks away. Still, i'm looking forward to it!

Tomorrow going JB with my family for seafood. YAYS YAYS YAYS!!!! HAPPY!! I LOVE SEAFOOD LA! I LOVE FOOD CAN!!

kay, i'm drooling cos i'm soooooooo hungry now!

Anyways, I think that's all about rollerblading. Haha. Had loads of fun babe. LOVE YOU LA!! Next up, ice skating! =)

Short updates:

-Zaneta couldn't stop laughing at the Lion King joke. Sigh.. Keejan ah.. I bet he knows his students are laughing at him. But he just.... Don't care? haha.

-Thank you Sharon & Alfred for lunch.

-Went to Heather's shop and DIDN'T SEE HER!

-I thought I heard Wyncy ask me to massage Emmanuel

-Syaf and Sharina both got busted big time by CHEATING GUYS WHO POSED TO BE SINGLE AND ARE TOTAL ASSHOLES. Tak sedar diri! Dah de matair sendirik! PUKI MAK KAU AH! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SHIT THAT CAME OUT FROM YOUR MUM OKAY.

-Sarah was total pissed with her friends. And I hope they know cos friends who busted you like that deserve to get spanks. But who am I to judge kann..

-My pants got stained with menses!! DAMN! Went to the toilet and had to scrub it off. Ew! Thanks Sharina for helping me blow drying it! =)

-Talked to Heather on the phone about guys. Haha. Some are just so easy to be replaced.

-I miss Heather. Should catch her on her lunch break to eat Tom Yum Ban Mian!!!!

-I love my new T-shirt can!! I won't tell you what it says or it'll spoil the surprise!

-I learnt that Veron can f#&%$king draw well. Saw the Monroe piece. *eye pops out*

-2D art fund will murder me.

-Boy is getting sicker by the day and even I have volunteered to take him to the vet.. Think he swallowed something bad.


That's about it, I guess. And today, Seth has turned out to be the perfect boyfriend. Why? Because...


seth // seth+trainings= better speed climber. says:
nowadays, if i state my point, means i'm not changing my stand i tell you


seth // seth+trainings= better speed climber. says:
YOU, have successfully made me hate emo


seth // seth+trainings= better speed climber. says:
thank you


Cigarettes&Valentines ; YAN -my L. says:
WOOHOOO!!!!!!

THANK YOU LA SAYANG! Totally made my day sials! =) photos! Blurry and badly taken, but that's all we had cos we were perspiring and it was totally unglamorous can? Heh. ciao-

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yan: Boy heart Girl.
Thursday, 4 October 2007

my name is Boy.

awwww... they sleep separated by the mighty wall of my sister's laptop! heee.

Girl is serious when i said, "Dig in."

*crunchmunchcrunch* siol ah minah, maintain muke.


=P SOOOOO KUTEEEEE. geram!


isn't she just prettttttyyyyyy.. =D


Boy's paw.

on the window sill, of all places. romanticising, moulin rouge style.


AWWWWW... Boy licks Girl. shiok sak tu pompan. (this one was hard to capture)



Girl is heavily influenced by daredevil Boy.


there, i said it, BAD INFLUENCE!!


YAH, on top of the TV pon jadi. anything goes for him.


their first day together!


she sleeps like an overdosed princess.


still a small baby.


Boy was still so small then! loooooooove his tail!

even my walls were still pale pink.




*prays to God* give me a girlfriend. (his prayers were answered)


with all the determination of a horny kitty.

HE WAS HUMPING THE BLANKET OKAY?!




his "alamak" pose. HAHAHA


OKAYS, that's all! =) picture heavy eh? i have more but maybe next time. the bad quality is no thanks to my LG Chocolate. The stupidest thing ever created by Koreans cos they have bad reception, bad battery life, bad ergonomics and very very user-unfriendly. But it's so prettttyyyyy! =)

Lesson learnt, DON'T BUY LG PHONES. hah. bloody hell. would have bought an iPhone if it hadn't cost some SGP$1000+. belardy hell.

anyways, FARHANAH MY KITTIES NOT SIAO AH! just VERY daring.

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Wednesday, 12 September 2007

I CANT BELIEVE THIS, I COMPLETED MY (actually more than) ONE METRE SCULPTURE!! AHHHH!!! BIG HUGE GIGANTIC COLOSSAL THANK YOU TO ZANETA EMMELLINE LOW! ohmygod, if not for her, i would have had to stay up all night alone in that stupid studio! i didn't know the painting would take so goddamn long!!


thanks to farhanah, for all those photoshop help. OMGGG, n all those minute details that i dont bother to listen to in class. HAHA. clara and chee an for helping me paint toooooo! daphne for all the masking tape and uhu glue! (which i'm starting to have a real addiction for) and of course iskandar, who sponsored ALL the paint. THANK YOUUUUUUU GUYYSSS!


it's just goddamn heartwarming to see my classmates staying till so late to help one another do their sculpture when they could have just gone off to spend their freedom. like how they all helped me. and how chee an helped jiaxin too. and wyncy helped emmanuel. ITS JUST WAY COOL MAN. see, class spirit dont have to be done at time wasting bbqs or whatnots. just put us all together in one studio, having to develop osteoporosis and chilling out together with great music. it was one week of hellish fun man.


SO HAPPY IT'S OVER MAN! ARGH! NO MORE KEEJAN!! OH-MY-GOD, NO MORE KEEJAN! THANK YOU GOD! one more day, and i would have slit my wrists with the mounting boards. what with his irritating lizard-like tongue clicking. haha.


speaking of which, i'm dead broke, WOOHOO! but i checked my bank balance and it wasn't too scary after all. i mean, it's bad, but not as bad as i expected. bah, whatever.


like, whatever happened is TOTALLY the last straw man. i've had it with the ITE people that i don't know. besides the ones i know, like farhanah and fahmy and sharon, THE REST ARE FUCKING USELESS NO LIFERS MAN. they are pathetically unaware of their stupidity DESPITE the fact of the institution that they were thrown to. seriously, just go impregnant your gf and just waste your life okay? not mine. thanks.


and i JUST have to add this, JANGAN TERASE AH! you think you only person in ITE arh. hahahahhaha.


don't act lah, broken english is better for you.


okays, i just thought of something. why aren't laptop keyboards lit up? i mean, why doesn't it have a back light. you know? hmm..


I MISS HEATHER NG LEE TENG WHO IS A BUSY BUSY WOMAN.


okays, puase coming around the corner and i promise i will be nice. but i can still look at my own bf kan? i mean, HELLO?? with those ahem GORGEOUS ARMS. i can't complain ah. in pri school he was a baby shrimp. really, baby shrimp you know. up to sec4, he was a tiger prawn maybe. BUT NOW, HE'S LIKE A FREAKIN ABNORMALLY LARGE LOBSTER LA! FUUH, AND I LIKE! like, is it really normal to have triceps sticking out like some giant egg? freaky to a point, but like those biceps are like.. likeee... *melts*


i know, I KNOW! one whole paragraph right. you lazy gojilla, you better be happy now.


speaking of melts, (i'm also thinking of kfc right now) he sang for me just now and i practically wet myself on the spot. CHEH, bedek ah! you think you sex toy arh. anyways, these past few months, all i've been getting is meek attempts to reach high notes. it got to a point that i just wish he will stop trying already. but babe, you gave it all out just now and i *swoons* died man.


wow, this post turned out to be quite personal now eh? haha. time check is 2.37 am and fahmy just went over to his house slightly an hour ago to jam for a bit. these insomniacs should really find something to make them better.


i caught up with the GAZILLION ellens which i totally missed out when i was serving crazy hours to my robot. (sculpture) some 20 of them. i love the dvd recorder man, it's the greatest invention after cable tv of course. have i said that i LOVE ellen? she is just so.. so... GREAT! i bloody love her and if i was a freakin lesbian, i'd move to LA and stalk her.


i get excited whenever i see her and portia together. hehe. and yes yes, I CANT HELP IT! all i'm thinking is, i wonder how sex is like for them? i can't imagine ellen strapping on a dildo. hahahaha. okokokok.


fuhyo.. entertaining myself while my boyfriend is busy strumming his crotch, turned out to be not much fun. haha. i'll just go umm.. go watch bobby lee now.


OH, AND HOW CAN I FORGET! my sis brought home a PRETTY PRETTTTTYYY KITTY! female this time round. so it's boy & girl. like, really that's their names. but my grandma was being a naggy naggy ............. cos my mum's already off at dubai and that made her queen of the house. arggghhh.. i dread every second, i know.. i'm horrible.


won't say much now, i'll take more photos of her. and she doesn't really like boy. that bitch she scratched me whenever i try to carry her bony body. argh! okays, ciao-

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yan: varied randomness
Wednesday, 13 June 2007

my sis and ray made a kitty theirs today! whee! after some gender confusion, she finally settled on BOY. -____- how uncreative girl, really.


some pics to share i guess..
hi, im the fourth pussy in this family.


i'm innocent, really.


BLEEDING HELL! it was getting ready to pounce on MY pussy. and yeah, it did. urrrggghhh...


yeah, psycho cat. crazy viciously biting tongue hanging... KITTEN?!


talk to my paw, rawr.





i've come to the conclusion that seth HATES LAND. yes, he hates grass, soil and sand. he will not step on grass in fear of stepping on shit. soil because got worms. and sand because err.. he say TAK BEST. boohoo.






i love stepping on grass cos it's always the short cut. i love the sand and sea cos its called the BEACH. but no, i don't have to like soil.




boohoo. so we're just gonna swim at the filthy swimming pool tomorrow. it's really a horrible coincidence (or maybe not) that after every swim, i'd be down with sore throat and mucus and phlegm etc. BLEAH.






i hate being broke. when your LIFE SAVINGS are down to some mere three digit numbers, you'll get depressed i tell you. thank god i'm just 16 and a half. i want more KA-CHING!!!! money makes the world go round? LOVE?! no! MONEY! whatshit! no money no love! 80-90% of marriage breakups are cos of MONEY. whether lack of it, or too much of it. love is overrated man! yeah, sure i love love and all, but no one is happy without money right! cept maybe sex. but too bad we're not supposed to be doing it. okay, i apologise for droning on.






today TOTALLY didn't go as planned. long story la. but what to do. if you rely on CHANCE to make things happen, most of the time, luck won't let you. no wonder luck is a lady. YOU'RE A BITCH SOMETIMES YOU KNOW!!


okays, out of substance.




see ya tomorrow! ciao-

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